sluttyoliveoil:

when your friends think they are joking around but it actually hurts your feelings

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datoneguywiththeface:
“ravenmgee:
“ twofingerswhiskey:
“ the-world-today:
“ The Paradox Axe
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this makes me so angry
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the fact that they didn’t call it a paradaxe makes me angrier than the actual axe
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Maybe they meant to.
It might have been an...

icanrelateto:
“Read and Relate Here
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horrorpopheart:

my parents: you need to listen to more religious songs, not that pop bullshit

me:

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mindtheglass:

today we found a lost king charles spaniel whose collar said donkey and he’s currently at my house until we find his owner.

we found out after the first couple of hours that he doesn’t respond to his name unless u say it like shrek, so idk what kind of human he belongs to. 



tiramasu:
“ khadds:
“ ricosuave911:
“ madeofplantsandmagic:
“ majormitchmajor:
“ lukeaustinyeah:
“ little-king-of-the-stage:
“ His tattoo translates to ‘faggot’. WHY
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Because i am one.
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“Let me give you some advice, bastard: Never forget what you...

sexhaver:
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